Verizon Trashes iPhone as Tiara-Wearing-Digitally-Clueless-Beauty Pageant Queen

04Dec09

Dear AT&T and Apple,

We’d like for you to know that your iPhone SUCKS. We’re sorry your flagship phone isn’t a “race-horse duct-taped to a scud missile fast” like our Motorola Droid. Try to understand, we think your the iPhone is for girly girls and sissies. Did we say sissies? We also meant pansies and princesses.

Love,

VERIZON

As if the last batch of ads didn’t already put AT&T/iPhone in its place.



One Response to “Verizon Trashes iPhone as Tiara-Wearing-Digitally-Clueless-Beauty Pageant Queen”


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